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It was only a matter of time before I started talking about poop, wasn’t it.

I said I wouldn’t do it. I said to my husband, “If I start talking about poop, you can divorce me and marry a teenager.” Fortunately, my husband is used to my ridiculous claims and hasn’t batted an eye to my poop-talk.

So, my daughter has started making the stinkiest poops ever. On the planet. Yes, I’m sure. They are like tar, and I have to practically fumigate the room afterwards. I’m blaming my mother’s applesauce today, but who will I blame tomorrow?


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