When your husband does something reprehensible (such as stay out until 2 a.m. with the boys) you should punish him. Here’s how:
Eat lots of vegetables. Then make him change every pooey diaper for the next two months.
Make him give the smack-in-the-middle-of-the-night feeding.
Hotwire his Tivo to make it record old episodes of Golden Girls instead of Sports Center. Claim to not know how that thing works.
When the baby begins crying, give him or her over to husband and claim to need the bathroom (it’s probably true anyhow). Lock yourself in there for at least a half hour.
Suggest to his mother that her son come visit her with the baby soon; without you. So they can have some special mother-son time together.
Insist that you watch your favorite T.V. shows in the precious few T.V. minutes you have each week. Your favorite T.V. show should probably be Grey’s Anatomy.
Schedule girls night out to coincide with his favorite sporting event… such as Monday Night Football. Or the World Cup.
Any other ideas…???