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I will be taking a break from blogging to mourn the passing of my father.

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So, it’s been nine months since my baby was born… and I still have about twelve pounds to lose. All right in my belly. I’m like a skinny person with a huge belly-fat tumor. I shouldn’t joke about such things I suppose, but I am considering making some extra Christmas cash by joining the staff [...]

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Several options await… but don’t await too long or the good ones will be gone! TuTu Moi is pricey, but these are some classy princess styles! Also have dresses for Mom. And lots of their stuff can actually be worn as real dresses… you know she’ll want to wear it all day anyhow. Tutu Moi [...]

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Just heard on Red Tricycle about this new “mini-retreat” for moms thing by local gal Amy Tirion. Here’s a link to the article. It’s like a three hour getaway thing during the week and includes “light” yoga, mini massages, meditation, snacks, journaling. Anyhow, yeah that sounds nice. But seriously? I’m going to pay $160 for [...]

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Apple/Tree

Are you mine? I remember a day confusion and joy, pain when you came I think you’re mine even if you don’t look like me.

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This afternoon as I was walking into a meeting, I saw that I had missed a call from our substitute nanny (our regular nanny is at Burning Man). I backed into the hallway and hit the “speaker” button on my new iphone and listened as my sub-nanny said, “Kara had a fall…” Through my hysterical [...]

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Forget G, PG, PG-13, even XXX. Forget it. I need an M for Mom rating. My Mom-Rated system would be as follows: MA (Mom Acceptable): This rating would include romantic comedies, coming-of-age stories, everything Tom Hanks has ever made, and would be epitomized by the film Homeward Bound. MB (Mom Beware): This rating would include [...]

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There’s a laundry place in the Russian Hill neighborhood of San Francisco called The Missing Sock. But really, The Missing Sock would be a great name for a childnre’s clothing store. They could sell things like single socks to match the ones your daughter keeps yanking off and throwing in the middle of the street.

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From today’s San Francisco Chronicle in “Public Eavesdropping”… “Mom, come in swimming! There are lots more mothers fatter than you in the pool.” Young girl in pool yelling at her mother… overheard at a resort.

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My Mom: Did you hear about Lindsay? Me: What? Mom: Well, she’s run off. To Bolivia. Me: You mean… she’s gone on a vacation. Mom: By herself. For two weeks! Me: You know… her son is a year old now. Mom: Oh, I didn’t think he was that old. Me: He is. You know, Mom… [...]

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